How I Know I'm a Grownup

As I was driving down the road with Manny in the car, do you know what I noticed in the rear view mirror? A wasp on the inside of my car, up against the rear window. And do you know how I know I'm a grownup? Because I didn't freak out and swerve wildly across 2 lanes of traffic, then jump screaming out of the car and tell Manny it was every man for himself and to hurry up and get out. Okay, well, maybe I did that, but do you know what I did next? I grabbed a magazine out of the car, and proceeded to kill that sucker up against the glass. And, yeah, maybe I screamed the entire time, but when it was over, the score was still me-1, wasp-0. Booyah!!!!!